Tehran's Beautiful This Time Of Year

I see that, Mr. Ahmadinejad

Hey ladies, stumped about where to take your next vacation? Don’t be lame by deciding on a stay-cation, make it an Ir-ation!

Brig Hossien Sajedinia, Tehran’s police chief, said: “The public expects us to act firmly and swiftly if we see any social misbehaviour by women, and men, who defy our Islamic values. In some areas of north Tehran we can see many suntanned women and young girls who look like walking mannequins.”

(Brig. What a name.) Boy, the radical interpretation of Allah doesn’t sound so akbar. Who new Vitamin-D was such an insult?

“We are not going to tolerate this situation and will first warn those found in this manner and then arrest and imprison them.”

Oh, they get a warning first? Touche Iran. I see that you are making a move back towards the moorings of sensibility and decency. The only problem is, you still need 10-miles of cable to reach them.

(Lindsay Lohan, if you can read and are in fact reading this, I’m just teasing, Tehran is really great. Please go visit. Pwetty pwetty pweese!)