Max Capacity

Maybe we should stop looking so hard

I think it’s time for the universe to stop expanding and begin to fold back in itself. I think everything nook and cranny of possibilities has been filled, thought of or talked about. I know that now after I read this news report.

Police in Ringwood are investigating the circumstances surrounding an injury to a dog’s nose. A woman was walking her dog and puppy, when her puppy ran off. Her dog ran after the puppy but collided with a male dog walker and his dog. The woman’s dog received an injury to his nose.

That’s the article. The “journalist”, Karen Bate, did spend a lot of time on the title of her article even though the substance of the piece seemed a little uninspired. The title was, “Dog Injures Nose”. You’d think Karen was a 3 year-old reporting on Kiev’s “Truman Show” from behind the Berlin Wall.

So, that’s it folks. Just like Facebook Status messages, even the news thinks we give a shit about every single occurance that fills a day.

Come on in universe walls. You’ve stretched far enough.