Is Rick Sanchez Retarded?

How is this guy allowed on TV? Aren’t there rules to letting mentally challenged people report the news on TV? Shouldn’t his parents have to be on set during filming or something? It’s not fair that the earth keeps throwing difficult things at Rick, such as earthquakes, tsunamis and volcanic eruptions of which he has as much common sense knowledge of as any of us do of things going on in parallel universes. Afterall, he did ask a scientist, “9 meters is how much in English?”

Rick, you are an embarrassment to not only your news organization but to your country and to your species as a whole. You only think of volcanoes in places like Hawaii because YOU are a jackass. Don’t lump “us” in with your Homo-Erectus-of-a-brain’s thought process. If first graders said something as dumb as what Rick Sanchez was saying, they would get expelled from school. WTF.