The Continuing Pussification Of Man (Part 6)

The New Man

You know the drill on this one. I find an article which portrays the 21st century man as a mere ounce of his previous centuries’ self. What constitutes something being a pussification? Well, getting your nostrils waxed, for one.

Before admiring the powerful muscularity of the latest pickup truck model, some men attending The Man Expo on Friday afternoon stopped off to get their nose hair waxed or uni-brow trimmed. “I can breathe better,” said Paul Garfield, 18, after taking his turn on the waxing table. “I won’t have to deal with the pesky nose hair. It didn’t hurt as bad.”

In related news, every statue of Alexander the Great just exploded on their own power. Hey Paul, I’m glad that getting your nose hair didn’t hurt “as bad”. As bad as what? Your pedicure?

Hey shitheads, nose hair protects your body from impurities from entering your lungs. It’s like a filter. Have fun inhaling the deadly, unflitered scent of your stinky vaginas.

If you were at the Man Expo, keep reading. If not, stop right here.

Anyone know if the Man Expo was selling any face creams? I’m looking to get one that doesn’t leave my skin as shiny but still gives me the proper SPF to reduce wrinkles. Thanks. Toodles!