The Continuing Pussification of Man

Seriously

It what seems to be a reoccurring theme here, I run into more stories which nail home the theory in my title, one hammer swing at a time. Or in this case, one toy gun at a time.

A father tried to give his 11-year-old daughter a time-out, but she ended up getting charged with a misdemeanor.

Around 9:30 p.m. March 24, the girl and her 7-year-old brother got into a fight over who got to sit in a certain chair, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrest report. The father ended up escorting the girl to her room.

The man stood in the hallway watching her, making sure she wouldn’t try to run away out her bedroom window, the report said. The girl grabbed a toy gun and threw it, striking her father in the head and causing him to bleed from a laceration on his scalp.

The girl was charged with domestic battery and is due in juvenile court May 5.

Nice, buddy. You called the cops on your 11 year-old daughter because you couldn’t dodge her throwing a toy gun and it cut your scalp. Not your face, your scalp. I’m sure Major Richard Winters and Sergeant John Basilone would still respect you, and I’m sure your daughter isn’t going to grow up with any “daddy issues” whatsoever. They say that men end up going after a girl that is most like his mother. If this is the same for women, then her and Clay Aiken/PeeWee Herman hybrid of a husband is going to be in for a fun life.