I Dare Girls To Wear This

There wouldn't be any of this anymore

Bar owners, be aware. If I were you, I wouldn’t allow this product into your bars. Why? Because the only reason a guy is at a bar buying girls stupid amounts of drinks is in the hopes that he will have sex with her. If he already knows that he is/isn’t going to have sex with her, why would he continually buy her drinks?

A new lipstick has gone on sale that shows when women are in the mood for sex. The saucy slap changes from clear to deep crimson as the wearer feels frisky. It works by reacting with a girl’s body chemistry.

Although it would be funny to see a girl’s lips flash back and forth between clear and red as she over-thinks and over-analyzes every seemingly non-consequential body movement or word that a man emits during a conversation.

But seriously, a girl putting this on is like throwing bloody chum into a shark tank. If a guy walks up to a girl, smiles at her and her lips go red, then the one trump card she had in the avenue of “getting free shit” will go by the wayside. Civilization would collapse as we know it.

Ladies, if you still want guys to pretend that they’re interested in what you have to say, don’t wear this. Keep us guessing. Make us chase. It’s what makes the western world go round.