That's a good spot for it.

Nope! Good guess though

In the animal kingdom, parents as irresponsible as this would see their offspring nabbed up by any number of possible predators which would in fact, send the parents a message of how to not to undertake certain parental methods. But we are human and we comparatively live in a protected Biodome when it comes to predators.

A Kentucky man high on marijuana and drunk on whiskey put his 5-week-old son in the oven Sunday and left him there overnight, police said. The oven door was slightly ajar, and the oven was not turned on. After smoking marijuana at the restaurant where he works as a cook, Larry Long, 33, returned home to share a fifth of whiskey with the baby’s mother, Brandy Hatton, McCracken County Sheriff Jon Hayden said in a statement.

The Dodo Bird used to act this wreckless in the face of no perdatorial threats, but then we showed up and brought the hammer…literally. It’s only a matter of time for people like Larry Long and Brandy Hatton of McCracken County. I couldn’t have made up fake names better than that.

In the spirit of the Census that is being passed around, can we have an “Are You Ready To Be A Parent” questionnaire attached to it to? We can have such questions as:

Future dads, when you’re drunk and high, is it a good idea to put your baby in the oven?*

*Note: By “baby” we do not mean your penis and by “in the oven” we do not mean your wife’s vagina.