Reanimated

Who knew that NOT doing this was healthy?

Like Austin Powers, Wisconsin must have been cryogenically frozen for the past 50 years and just recently thawed. That’s the only explanation for anyone conducting an outdated study like this one.

Smokers who quit see improved artery health within year, UW study shows.

Doesn’t the University of Wisconsin win “Best Party School” every year? Maybe this cigarette study is a proof that alcohol consumption slows the brain. A rare 2-for-1 study on obvious happenings. Maybe their next study can be, “The cheese atop a “Cheesehead” at a Packer game is not in fact, real cheese.”

Smoking has long been associated with the build-up of plaque in arteries, including those in the heart.

Long associated. As in, someone from the Ming Dynasty first proved it and we are still wallowing around reproving it. It would be as if people still questioned evoluti- Oh wait. I forgot how we humans work sometimes. We should tax smokers and tax those people who question evolution since their decision making and ideologies tax the rest of humanity. Who’s with me?