Can Something Be Too Dumb?

Almost as dumb as this

Balloon Boy? Dumb. Paris Hilton? Dumb. This story? Dumber.

Ever since Gidget, the Chihuahua best known for her purported desire for Taco Bell, went to the big drive-through in the sky this summer, we’ve been thinking about Chihuahuas, and whether or not they actually like crappy Mexican food.

Who is “we”? And does your employer know that he has a mentally challenged employee? Sarah, you must make the Wonderlic test look like a Mensa quiz.

Ah, yes. Once exposed to the Taco Bell, Sammy was like an addict on the make, spurning his healthier treats for a few more bites of the nachos, until it was removed from under his nose.

After the earthquake in Chili, they said that the earth’s rotation sped up by a microsecond. Well I think that the haze of stupidity emanating from this story is enough to slow down thought, reason, and the rotation of the earth a few microseconds.

Conclusion: Yes, a Chihuahua will eat Taco Bell.

(Slow clap….standing ovation…BRAVO!) Seriously though, please stop insulting the scientific method by throwing the word “conclusion” at the end of this. I’ve seen dogs eat plastic bags, for shit’s sake.