We Have Now Gone Full Retard

Suckers.

Robert Downey’s character in Tropic Thunder warned Ben Stiller’s that he would never win an Academy Award if he went “full retard”. I wish someone could give advice to our species as a whole concerning what will happen to us if we too go “full retard”, cause this is getting out of hand.

New Zealand woman sells souls to highest bidder. Two glass vials purportedly containing the ghosts of two dead people sold for $2,830 New Zealand dollars ($1,983) at an auction that ended Monday night. The “ghosts” were put up for bidding by Avie Woodbury from the southern city of Christchurch. She said they were captured in her house and stored in glass vials with stoppers and dipped in holy water, which she says “dulls the spirits’ energy.”

Oh come ON! If what you are buying has to be put in quotes to describe it, don’t buy it! Avie Woodbury is “scientist”.

She said they were the spirits of an old man who lived in the house during the 1920s, and a powerful, disruptive little girl who turned up after a session with a spirit-calling Ouija board.

So ghosts who can move between all physical mediums can all of a sudden be mildly drugged and locked up behind the impenetrable walls of a glass vial and a rubber stopper? WTF! That’s like locking up a pedophile in a Montessory School, but giving him the keys and a jetpack and letting everyone know that the situation is under control.