Because You’re UGLY

Obviously NOT Cancun Material

I hate it when shit like this makes the news. I hate glorifying some shit that a person does simply because that’s what they have to do.

Look at these people. LOOK at them. They want a fucking medal for choosing to do volunteer work this Spring rather than go to Cancun with people like me.

Well here’s the fucking deal people: You’re not going to Cancun because you’re ALL fucking UGLY and you’d get laughed out of the infinity pool I’ll be laying in.

Please, you want to go dig ditches? Feed homeless people? Fuck No, absolutely fucking not. You would absolutely come to Cancun with the rest of us if you COULD, only, you all look like a pile of ass. And YOU, you’re just fat so fuck you anyways.

Come on CNN, how can you fall for this kind of shit? You’re better than that. Here’s a lesson: If an ugly/fat person ever tells you they’re doing something to potentially “help” the world, be warned. You’re being played. Now if Brad Pitt walks into the room and says he’s going to Mongolia to help a wounded child, I’m fucking there too, but obviously that’s because it’s Brad Fucking Pitt. Not the guy in the orange shirt who looks like the fucking Michelin Man.

I WON’T see you schmucks in Mexico and I’m fucking glad. Peace!