12?!

That's how advanced they are

The Swiss have always been a people that are looked at in a higher regard. A land locked stepping stone in the 20th century, they thought it best to never pick sides, work on their watches, hold everyone’s money, and equip their non-existent army with amazingly handy knives. I’d pay good money just to have a Swiss passport and look down on the rest of the world, and that was before this news came out.

Switzerland has probably become the first country in the world to sell extra small condoms for boys as young as 12 years…Called ‘Hotshot’, the condoms have been produced after a Swiss government research revealed that 12 to 14-year-olds didn’t use sufficient protection when having sex.

Whoa! Talk about advanced! When I was 12, I uncomfortably came for the first time after having humped my bed. And I thought I was the “Hotshot” when I had sex for the first time, at 15. Little did I know, Swiss kids have the sexual know-how to direct porn movies at that age.