It's just a beer
While the rest of the first world focuses on educating their young adults and throwing them in real world scenarios as soon as possible, the United States of Coddling is embarking on a different approach to get our young adults ready for the realities of life and making decisions for one’s self in a complex global world.
This semester, Virginia Tech began notifying parents when their under-21 students are found guilty of even minor alcohol violations such as getting caught with a beer in a dorm room.
You don’t get a call if your son/daughter joins the military to fight for his country. You don’t get a call if your son/daughter votes for an imbecile to lead the country, but thankfully, you get a call if they are having a beer in their dorm room. I guess they should call home when he jaywalks too.
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