The Tiger Woods Drinking Game

by Commodore on February 19, 2010

Yes Tiger, we have tickets to the gun show

Yes Tiger, we have tickets to the gun show

Tiger is about to show his face and speak to the media for the first time this decade.  What better way to kick off the weekend than with a drinking game.  So, without firther ado…

Take a drink everytime you hear Tiger Woods say:

  • Sorry
  • Regret
  • Family
  • Responsibility
  • Pain
  • Remorse

Take 2 drinks if you hear Tiger say:

  • Enjoy
  • Porn star
  • Golf

Take 3 drinks if you hear Tiger say:

  • Sex addict (or) Sex addiction
  • Treatment
  • The Masters

Take 5 drinks if you hear Tiger say:

  • Grand Slam
  • Barack Obama
  • I love my wife

Go ahead and finish the bottle if you hear Tiger say:

  • What can I say?  I do love me some random vagina.  That’s right.  P-O-O-N. Poon, bitches.  YAY YAY!

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