Pastor Steven Andrews, Everyone

Hating inanimate objects is ok

You have to hand it to those orators who can inspire and spread love and hope even at desparate times. There is nothing like the sound of voices united in good, quelling the shortcomings of hatred. Nothing can compare to a united population, teaming up to r-

On August 16th, Pastor Steven Anderson delivered a sermon titled “Why I Hate Barack Obama.” In it, Anderson admitted he prays for the president’s death.

Oh. Well there must be some kind of mistake. No priest would condone the use of vio-

Pastor Steven Anderson said he and his congregation have received death threats after the controversial sermon earlier this month. “Guns are a great deterrent,” said Anderson. “We haven’t had any violence because people know if they come down here swinging a baseball bat, we’re ready to protect ourselves.”

Does anyone have a clue anymore what the message of the Bible is or do people sell books of violence, murder and revulsion with a cover that says, “byeBEL”?

“If you want to know how I’d like to see Obama die, I’d like him to die of natural causes,” said Anderson. ”I don’t want him to be a martyr, we don’t need another holiday. I’d like to see him die, like Ted Kennedy, of brain cancer.”

At least we can feel some comfort that his constiuents do not stand for this mes-

Yet members of the Faithful Word Baptist Church defended their pastor’s opinion of the president. “If (Obama) thinks the Constitution and the Bill of Rights are obsolete, it would be better if (Obama) wasn’t here,” said parishioner Renee Houlihan.

Renee Houlihan? Of the famous “Houlihan’s Restaurant & Bar” bloodline, perhaps? Lady, if you think the Constitution and the Bill of Rights are obsolete under Obama, were we operating under the charter of “Leif Erickson’s Viking Rule” when Bush was president? See if I ever eat any onion rings at YOUR restaurant ever again!

Christopher Broughton says,”I concur, I think we’d be better off if God would send (Obama) where he’s going now instead of later. (Obama) is destroying our country.” When asked if he was advocating violence against the President, Broughton said he wouldn’t answer the question directly. ”I don’t care how God does it, I’m not going into further detail than that,” said Broughton. “It would be better now than later.”

Yeah God, you hear that! Get off your ass and start killing innocent people already, or give me a sign and I’ll do it for you! A sign can be anything from a sunrise to a sunset. Just give me something! Woooooooo!