The line in the sand has been crossed

Ooo look! A strawberry!

Look, I’m all for the freaky deeky when it comes to action between the sheets, and I understand that everyone has fantasies and fetishes but there has to be rules. And whatever those rules are, this company just broke them.

Click on that site. Just do it. That strawberry might be real but that is not a real foot, people! You can buy a fake foot with a vagina on its sole for $99. And if you wanted to, you could stick what looks like a plastic baguette into that orifice. Don’t take my word for it, just look here.

What. In. The. World?