Ted, You're Clearly Gay. I Think We All Know That

Ted, be like Lance and stop fighting it

Watching an evangelical Christian trying to rationalize her husband’s homosexual behavior as merely, “unwanted compulsions” makes me giggle.

Ted Haggard’s wife is standing by her man, no matter how many times he may have had homosexual affairs. Gayle Haggard appeared on the “Today” show on Wednesday to talk about her new book, “Why I Stayed: The Choices I Made In My Darkest Hour,” and declared that her one-time Evangelical superstar husband was “cured” of his homosexual compulsions.

Who on earth is going to buy this book? You stayed because you’re scientifically misinformed, you’re crazy, and he’s rich. We get it. Stop writing please.

“I felt as though, you know, we all struggle, you know, in different areas of our lives, and certainly in our sexuality, so I was willing to forgive him.”

Well Gayle, don’t let him watch Justin Timberlake’s performance of “Halleluja” from the Hope for Haiti telethon. Trust me. You don’t want your husband’s “gay” to be reignited since your relationship is doing so well. Either way, have fun being married to a homosexual for the rest of your life. Toodles!