The Continued Pussification Of The Western Man

Why don't you cry about it?

I seriously wish studies like this could be printed and distributed to people in the third world. I’d love to see their responses. In fact, why don’t we print out a million copies of this and drop the leaflets over Haiti right now. They need to understand that they are not the only ones suffering in this world. Sheesh!

From the foods we eat, to the television channels we watch, to the schools we send our children too and the career we choose to pursue, society has never offered us so much variety. But while the ability to choose is generally a good thing, too much freedom of choice is crippling us with indecision and making us unhappy, claims the new research.

Well Boo. Fucking. Hoo. Are we even serious anymore? Does anyone feel sorry for someone that has too many choices in life? We will find a reason to be unhappy about anything. Why? Because we don’t appreciate shit. We would search for a way to find misery while 10 women pleasure us in a mountain top villa made out of money, overlooking Iguacu Falls.

The study believes that the problem is that when you have too much choice, you become obsessed about what your decision will say about you.

There we go again. Thinking we matter. I wonder when we’ll ever learn. In the meantime I’m gonna go cry because I don’t know if I want a T-Bone steak or Chilean Sea Bass for dinner. Stupid choices. How am I supposed to live like this?! This is unbearable.