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Ladies and gentlemen, in case George Clooney hasn’t done everything possible to make you want to give him a blow job already, he goes and does this, and takes himself and his sure-to-be golden penis to new heights.
George Clooney and MTV are organizing a massive telethon next week to raise funds for quake-ravaged Haiti.
Of course he is. Jesus, I donated $10 and felt good about myself. You know, take away his stunning good looks, his grace under pressure, his superlative acting, his enviable lifestyle, his blinding generosity, his “many zeroes” bank account, his amazingly down to earth personality and George Clooney is just a human being, like you and me.
I’m convinced that for the sake of the fabric of marriage (if there is one), it should be illegal for George Clooney to come within 30 feet of a married woman.
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