Are You Serious, Pat?

Come on Pat. Are you crazy?

“Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French…and they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, ‘We will serve you if you’ll get us free from the French.’” Robertson continued: “True story. And so the devil said, ‘OK, it’s a deal.’

True story?! You were there with the Haitians at their meeting with the Devil in 1791? Interesting. I wonder how you and your pasty unborn ass snuck in. Are there meeting minutes that we can look at to find proof of this? Fascinating stuff Pat, but to say something is “true” usually requires backup. You conservative religious folk keep forgetting that.

As the great Hippocrates said millenia ago, “There are, in effect, two things, to know and to believe one knows; to know is science; to believe one knows is ignorance.” Stop being an ignorant turd, Pat.

I can’t wait until someone shoots him in the face with a bullet inscribed with the word, “God”. True story.