Come on, people
You could have your very own baby! Not a Japanese toy baby that cries, shits itself and keep you up all night, I’m talking a real live baby.
A couple was charged Friday with trying to sell their 2-month-old baby for $30 in a store parking lot, authorities said.
Even Sam’s Club would take that back for more money, even without a receipt. $30? How strapped for cash and how short sighted are you that you would sell your flesh and blood for a KFC party pack?
Robert G. Ellingson, 23, approached two people in the PetSmart parking lot and offered them a beer. When they refused, he offered to sell his child, Escambia County Sheriff’s officials said.
That’s an interesting raise on the ante.
- Hey, you wanna rent a movie?
- No, I’m kind of busy.
- You wanna build a space rocket instead?
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