You Asked For It

Nice costume

The easiest articles to write on here are the ones that write themselves. Like this one.

A Greek man dressed in animal hide was mistakenly shot dead while out hunting wild boar for a Christmas dinner. The shooters are thought to have been confused by the fact the victim was disguised in dark goat skins, which are used to camouflage and to mislead their prey.

Is it really necessary to be that visually compelling while trying to trick a boar as to your true identity? I mean, it’s a boar, not a Naavi. Next time just call in few Texans and a chopper. They’ll gun down some boar for you and you can stop hunting pigs Apocalypto style.