Run For Your Lives!

by Big Lou Al Timber on December 9, 2009

What is THAT!?!

What is THAT!?!

Seriously!  What the Fuck man!?!

“A massive iceberg — more than twice the size of New York’s Manhattan island — is drifting slowly toward Australia, scientists said Wednesday.”

Are you kidding me?  Australia, they have kangaroos in Australia.  There’s a huge f’ing desert and people that we call Aborigines that look like Sammy Sosa.  Now they have giant freaking ice bergs threatening to ride up the beach!?!  That’s ridiculous. 

“The iceberg, measuring 140 square km (54 square miles), cleaved off an ice shelf nearly 10 years ago and had been floating near Antarctica before commencing on its unusual journey north.”

The world is ending dude, flat out ending.  I don’t know what else to say.

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