What A Prick!

here, have some AIDS bitch!

I’ve heard some fucked up stories in my time, and many of them include the use of paraphanlia that’s been dipped in HIV tainted blood. For example, I heard that sometimes at New Year’s Eve festivities assholes will tape tacks to their hands and go around high fiving people, simply to spread the disease. I also heard some people hide needles in the change ports on pay phones, or in seats in movie theaters. ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE BETTER PEOPLE THEN THIS GUY:

“AN HIV-positive man has confessed to injecting his blood into his sleeping wife and infecting her with the virus that can cause AIDS. It is believed the man wanted to give her the disease so she would start having sex with him again, New Zealand’s Sunday Star-Times newspaper said.”

DUDE!?!? Are you kidding me? That’s your WIFE man, your WIFE! I’m sorry but you can’t go and give your wife HIV! I mean, that’s completely fucking outrageous!

“The wife described how in May 2008 she found a sting-like mark on her left thigh and two days later awoke to a stinging feeling in her leg. She said, “I got up… and I flicked the blankets… I looked at (the husband) and he was wide awake. The wife asked him if he had pricked her and he said: ‘No’.”

So, let’s see here. Your wife is sleeping, your children are sleeping. And instead of letting your peaceful family dream their merry dreams, you prick your wife with a needle that was dipped in your blood? W.O.W.

Classless is an understatement bro, you’re flat-out crazy! You’re literally killing your wife so she might have sex with you again. Jesus H. Christ. I don’t even know what to say!

(Well, to be fair, if Carrie Underwood HAD to sleep with me if she got AIDS, I’d probably do the same thing. But dude, that’s Carrie fucking Underwood. TOTALLY different.)