Yup, Still Not News

In what has become the “poster child” for a banwidth wasting article, any news regarding the JonBenet Ramsey death. As sad as it is, do we really need an article which essentially states, “Nothing New Here!” Yup, it’s still a mystery, along with every other unsolved crime which have no promising leads. That’s not news! That’s redundancy.

That’s like writing an article, “One Foot In Front Of the Other: Still Called Walking”. It’s not news. Common knowledge shouldn’t be reported. I’m sorry for you idiots out there. Instead of talking about how we still have nothing futher to tell you about regarding the topic we are writing about, maybe CNN can write about all of the starving people in India who are…WTF?…apparently trying to build the tallest cake?! Nevermind that, you get my point!

We the brain dead web surfer should demand that in our moments of mindlessly perusing, we would like to learn something we didn’t know, even if we couldn’t give two shits about it. Like a 32 ft high cake.