Job Well Done, Douche

by Big Lou Al Timber on December 3, 2009

More so than Sarah Palin or Dick Cheney, THIS motherfucker needs to GO AWAY.

“Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee said he was aware of Maurice Clemmons’ long and violent criminal history when he commuted his 108-year prison sentence, but he couldn’t have foreseen the deadly consequence of his act.”

Yeah, that’s right.  Mike Huckabee, the same guy that ran for President last year, the same guy that blames the spread of AIDS on black people and is openly and outwardly racist and homophobic, granted the clemency of Maurice Clemmons, the dude that just shot four cops in Washington. 

When asked about this incredibly awesome decision, Huckabee had this to say:

“You’re looking at this nine years later and trying to make something as if I can look into the future,” Huckabee said Wednesday before a speech at Jacksonville University.”

I’m sorry, what? 

What exactly is the point of clemency sir?  I mean, isn’t it your responsibility when making a decision like that to make an educated fucking guess as to what might happen in the future if you let this guy walk around free?  Hey Mike, that’s you JOB you dumb shit.

“Clemmons moved from Washington to Arkansas as a youngster. There, he had several run-ins with the law, and eventually received the hefty prison sentence for a host of charges — including robberies, burglaries, thefts and bringing a gun to school.During a pretrial hearing, he hid a piece of metal in his sock, court documents said. Before the start of another hearing, he grabbed a padlock off his holding cell and threw it at a court bailiff. He missed, and the lock hit his mother, who had come to bring him clothes.”

Hmmm, let’s see.  I vote NO.  What do you say Mike?  Wait…what’s that?  You want to draw on your past experience to make this decision?  Oh, ok, explain.

“During his 2008 presidential bid, Huckabee was criticized for granting clemency to another inmate, convicted rapist Wayne DuMond.  DuMond later was convicted of raping and murdering a woman in Missouri.”

Ah, right.  You ALWAYS let fuckups go.  That’s your M.O. I guess.  Good, you should definitely run for President, can’t wait!

WTF!

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