HAHAHA, Texas WTF!

nice one, used the old "I can walk but I'm in a wheelchair trick"

It’s been far too long since we had a, “hey Texas, you suck!” post, so I’m fixing that right here and now. Thank you Texas prison system!

“The man who oversees Texas’ criminal justice system called Wednesday for a shake-up as authorities searched for a prisoner in a wheelchair who escaped on foot Monday from two armed guards as he was being transferred between prisons.”

Now, if you read that really fast it doesn’t seem like much more than simply a prison escape. Big deal, we see those all the time right? (is this a seriously problem by the way? Think about it…) But no, this is Texas. And because it’s Texas, it’s critical to point out the fact that this prisoner, in a wheelchair, escaped on FOOT. He stood up and RAN THE FUCK AWAY. On foot.

Are you fucking kidding me!?!?! WTF!

“Comeaux was shackled and in a wheelchair, “which he had claimed was needed for mobility,” Lyons said.

Obviously NOT! I mean, are blind guys doing the physicals in these prisons? Or was Comeaux bunking with Harry Potter and his magic wand…you tell me. And on a side note, Arcade Comeaux, is that name for real?

At least a Senator in Texas is starting to take notice:

“We need a complete shake-up of the leadership of our prison system and/or an outside review by third parties,” he said of the escape of Arcade Comeaux Jr., 49. “We just can’t have security breaches of this nature.”

Very good sir, very good. Now how about you put the 72 ounce steak down, get off your pathetic ass, and fix this. For christ sake Texas, WTF!