Today In Awesomeness

by Big Lou Al Timber on December 1, 2009

die bitch!

die bitch!

This is absolutely brilliant:

“In a movement that seems ripped from the pages of Comedy Channel writers, John Marcotte wants to put a measure on the ballot next year to ban divorce in California.”

Know why?  Because if allowing two gay guys to get hitched and live out their lives rubbing each other’s balls ruins the “sanctity” of marriage, then obviously so does divorce.  Makes sense right?

“Since California has decided to protect traditional marriage, I think it would be hypocritical of us not to sacrifice some of our own rights to protect traditional marriage even more,’ the 38-year-old married father of two said.”

You sir, NAILED IT.

Believe me, I don’t usually stick up for gays and I don’t think two wrongs make a right (Unless Michael Jackson has to wear one of those electrocuting dog collars in his afterlife that zaps him every time he sees a little boy – buuuuuuttttt that’s neither here nor there).  Regardless, Mr. Marcotte has this exactly right.  Until marriage rates creep back up past at least a 75% level, so we can all look at our children and say 3 out of 4 people are happily married, gay people deserve the right to marry.  Enough said. 

And if you want to ban it based on the detriment of the “sanctity of marriage,” sign a life-long binding agreement that prohibits you from getting a divorce.  Period.

Oh, and importantly his wife signed the petition.  Well done Mr. Marcotte.

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