The Real Life Andy Dufresne

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Andy did it to get out of prison. That’s understandable. This guy hammered and chiseled through a mountain for 14 years to park his car. I don’t know how to feel about this.

“I could not park my truck near my house since the mountain blocked my path,” said 53-year-old Ramchandra Das, who lives in eastern Bihar state’s Gaya district. Mr Das said the fear of thieves stealing his truck prompted him to work on the tunnel all by himself after authorities refused help.

I am guessing that chiseling through a piece of drywall could take some time, let alone a raised tectonic plate. I’m thinking that you’d be better off working some other job and then paying someone to TNT a hole for you, no?

Local villagers, who had to trek for miles to get around the mountain, are using the tunnel to reach their farms, and praising Mr Das for his work.

Whoa whoa whoa, hold on folks. Find your own goddamn tunnel. What is this?! This guy gets no help for one and a half decades while making a mole hole out of a mountain (See what I did there?) and now you want to use his passageway to get to your farms? WTF is that?! What’s next, you gonna try to buy this guy’s house today at its 1972 appraised value?

Savages.