The Continuing Pussification Of Mankind

Even though you might die

To all those souls that fought, killed, and died for a better life throughout human history, this story would make them feel all warm and fuzzy inside as they learned that who they were fighting for would turn to be the biggest bunch of pansies this side of a pillow fight party in the Castro.

After two years and £250,000, the British Health and Safety report found that ten-pin bowling alleys up and down the country could be a ‘very dangerous’ environment for families.

That’s the sound of someone in Chechnya chuckling. What the hell has happened to us? 2 years? Bowling is now “very dangerous”? What category would playing darts be in? Warlike situation?

They concluded that it was too easy for children or teenagers to run down lanes and get trapped in machinery that sets up the pins – even though there was no record of any such accident having happened.

What kind of a conclusion is that?! Who are these theoretical moronic teenagers? Just because it is dangerous to run down the middle of a highway doesn’t mean that we should abolish motorized transportation and the national interstate system. WTF.

The bizarre Health and Safety Executive report found that members of the public would be at risk if they walked along the 60-foot lanes to knock over pins by hand.

250,000 British pounds, folks. I’m not making this up. What’s next? A million dollar study that says that members of the public shouldn’t be allowed to shower because tubs can get slippery? In fact, why not just conduct a study that says, “Reproducing is risky to the general public since that child might one day hurt himself doing something or another.”

We humans sure are a pathetic bunch, sometimes.