Can Someone Please Introduce The 21st Century To East Africa

Cut the shit, buddy

Witch doctors. The only introduction the western world had to them was the character “Latrine” in Robin Hood: Men in Tights? They seemed pretty funny and comical. Well I just learned that Men in Tights was in fact, not a documentary and that witch doctors very well do exist and they do a lot more than stab voodoo dolls.

As many as 10,000 albinos are in hiding in east Africa over fears that they will be dismembered and their body parts sold to witchdoctors, the Red Cross said in a recent report.

I was having a rough day because I am severely hung over and my fantasy team sucks. I now realize that my experience today is all relative.

Body parts of albinos are sought in some regions of Africa because they are believed to bring wealth and good luck. Attackers chop off limbs and pluck out organs to sell to dealers, who in turn sell them to witchdoctors.

Can we get East Africa the upgrade patch to civility and logic? I think they are still running off the 12th Century – Commodore 64 platform. We just need to upgrade them immediately, on the fly, like how they did it in the Matrix, because this is ridiculous.