Happy Thanksgiving

Yummmmy!

In honor of a day where we eat heaps and heaps of food to commemorate another good autumn harvest (not just the caloric intake we would need to slaughter heaps and heaps of Indians), I would be remiss if I didn’t mention what our good friends at Burger King were doing to help this country in our post-Thanksgiving food coma tomorrow.

Burger King has just unleashed a new monster burger, criticised as “a heart attack on a plate”. The new four-meat pattie, five-layered cheese burger dubbed the “Quad Stacker” is being slammed by New Zealand dieticians, due to its phenomenal fat content. The Burger King creation contains 1000 calories and 68 grams of fat.

I don’t think you need to be a dietician to realize that 1,000 calories seems like a bit much for one sando. If you didn’t realize that, you’re probably that girl on the bench on top of this article.

So, thanks Burger King. Thanks for the continual assistance you dole out by providing us with what the original Thanksgivers might call, “Harvest on a Plate”. Thanks for keeping us as fat and physically pathetic as humanly possible.

Gobble Gobble!

- BROWTF