Dude, Wrong Building!

Look, I’m all for having voices in your head and shit. I hear voices all the time. Fortunately for me they tell me to do things like “look at that 18-year-old’s virgin tits.” Or “definitely lie on your taxes this year.”

What they don’t tell me to do is “drive my car through the front of that building.” “Fuck that building right!?!”

“James Kromer attempted to bust through what he thought was the FBI building in Minneapolis Thursday because he believed a computer inside was controlling his mind. Unfortunately he targeted the wrong building and there is most likely no FBI device reading his mind.”

Bro, you gotta calm down. I know life gets tough in Minnesota; you guys don’t see sunlight for like 6 months a year, eat polar bear and build bon fires in your living rooms to keep warm. But treating the front of Public Health building like a drive through simply isn’t the answer. Now, to be clear, had you been in LA and had that been Lindsay Lohan’s house, free pass buddy.

“Sgt. Jesse Garcia told KSTP: ‘I think there might be some other mental health issues that come into play, but apparently he thought some computers were affecting his mind and was going to drive his truck into the building to destroy them.”

Seriously? DAMN. Check out the look on the guy’s face at the 1:05 mark! I think that’s called throwing in the towel.

WTF!