McDonald’s Dedicated Few

I'll probably be assassinated for putting this phto up

I used to think that McDonald’s employees would rather sit and watch their restaurant burn instead of spilling a cup of water on the smoldering napkins that started the blaze. Who knew that their dedication to the house rules would be so fanatical while their ability to use their brains would be so absent?

A decorated disabled Iraqi War veteran is slapping McDonald’s with a $10 million lawsuit — claiming he was pummeled by employees at a Brooklyn franchise when he tried to bring his service dog into the restaurant.

Pummeled by employees? Maybe the employees were alergic to fleas?

Retired Army Capt. Luis Montalvan, 36, who suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder and traumatic brain injury, uses his golden retriever to keep him calm. In December, the ex-soldier who walks with a cane, went to the fast-food restaurant with his dog, and the workers allegedly began berating him.

Yeah, you decorated war veteran who has innumerable mental injuries from fighting in a war! This is a McDonald’s, not ‘Nam. There are rules! You can’t just go bringing your pets in here at will!

An angered Montalvan, who earned two Bronze Stars, wrote a complaint letter to the corporation, resulting in stickers being placed on the restaurant’s doors stating service dogs were allowed.

Oh ok. Problem solved! Good job Micky D’s!

But when he went back a month later, he was tossed out.

Oh, well there must be some mistake. I’m sure they were tossing out someone el-

Finally, on Jan. 30, he returned one last time to take photos of the sticker when two men wearing McDonald’s uniforms approached him carrying plastic garbage can lids, he claims. The men allegedly beat him for two minutes.

WTF. I’ve seen fly larvae amassing on the tub of French Fries in a McDonald’s without the workers giving so much as “a shit”. But let a decorated vet bring a service dog into their store, and goddamnit, they defend the castle gates? The only way this would be acceptable is if the McDonald’s workers were actually agents in the Matrix and Montalvan was Neo (before he got that super sweet Karate training from Morpheus, of course), and Neo’s drooling, coughing, lunging, open sored dog was actually a starving Hyena, named H1N1.