What’s Below Rock Bottom?

There's lower.

It’s wherever this guy resides.

A witness informed a police officer at the Boone County Library that there was a man on a computer masturbating watching a wrestling video.

Eesh. In a public library jacking off to sweaty guys pretending to wrestle…that’s definitely a trough in the ups and downs of life, I’d say.

On Tuesday, Nov. 17, at approximately 7 p.m. a Boone County Sheriff’s Deputy Aaron Millson witnessed Lester Henry masturbating at the Main Branch of the Boone County Library. Millson was there for unrelated activity when a library patron approached and told him what was going on.

I love that last sentence. “Unrelated activites”. Just in case anyone was wondering what on earth someone could be doing in one of these so called “public libraries”, other than jacking off. As if libraries were known for Eyes Wide Shut type orgies where people with masks on, yanked it while Brett Hart conducted a Sharpshooter on a multiple flat screen TVs throughout the building. WTF.

I can see this conversation,

Officer Millson: Make sure you write that I wasn’t there to jerk off.
Journalist: Um, I don’t think that’s necessary. I’m sure that’s already pretty cle-
Officer Millson: Wanna get arrested? Put it in there. This is Kentucky. People get confused around here.