Are Tasers THAT Much Fun To Use?

Or something like that

Because otherwise, I’m not understanding why cops use them on anything that has a heartbeat.

Ozark police said they were called to a home where a mother asked for help with her unruly child, but the 10-year-old’s father said he’s outraged at the force police used against his daughter. “I would like to say Ozark police Tased this little girl right here. Ten years old and [they] shot electricity through her body, and I want to know how the heck in God’s green earth can they get away with this,” said the girl’s father, Anthony Medlock.

Seriously. WTF is going on here?

Medlock said his daughter does show signs of having emotional issues, but she “doesn’t deserve to be treated like a dog. She’s not a tiger.”

Wait, which one is it? A dog or a tiger? I don’t think you should treat a tiger like a dog either, sir. Start petting a tiger and scratching its belly, that’s how you end up mamed. Anyways, where was I?

According to a police report, the officer was called to the home by the mother and witnessed the child kicking and screaming. The officer’s statement said the girl’s mother, Kelly Hamlert, told him to use a Taser on her if he needed to. The officer did shock the girl after he said she kicked him in the groin. “He had no other choice. He had to get the child under control,” said Ozark police Chief Jim Noggle.

Is the town of Ozark run by popular opinion? Because the mother said he could do it, he did it? What if she told him to shoot her? Jesus Christ. And now he has “no other choice”? What happened to the old billy club to the small of the back? That used to do the trick. Did his billy club go gay? Is he 7? Did old-man strength skip his gene pool? I guess 10-year olds ran rampant through the country before the invention of tasers.

Anywhere USA between 1776 – 2000…

Officer: Chief, how they hell do you suppose we control these monsters at the playground?
Chief: Christ if I know. We’d need Zeus’s lighting bolt or something…For now, just let them roam until we can think of something.

40/29 News checked with several other police agencies about their taser policies.

40/29 news? Are they trying to put 20/20 news out of business? Ozark, strange place.