Lebron 2.0

This little guy fires me the F up! He’s 9 years old, his balls already hang lower then mine AND he’s talking about playing in the NBA. He’s N.I.N.E.

“Dakota Simms seems on track for greatness and is hoping the NBA changes its age requirement so he, like Dawkins, can go directly to the NBA from high school.”

Forget prom, who cares about P.E. and feeling akward when you get a boner in tiny gym shorts. Screw that freshman girl that wanted to blow you after you drop 56 points on your rival high school. Dakota wants the big cheese.

“That form is great. There’s some guys in the NBA who don’t have form like that,” said ex-Atlanta Hawk and NBA Hall of Famer Dominique Wilkins after he and the youngster met at Philips Arena’s practice court for a friendly three-point shooting contest from the NBA arc.”

Did you catch that…? The Human Highlight Film himself is already shooting 3 pointers with this little stud.

Let’s get one thing clear, in most cases we at BroWTF like to point out absurdity, usually on the negative side. I mean, it’s so much more fun to say, “haha, look at that fag.” But sometimes we just have to come clean about the fact that we’ve encountered somebody better then us. Dakota Simms folks….is better then us. He’s better then you, and he’s nine fucking years old. NINE!

WTF!