You Called The Cops On Your Cat?

Now THAT'S a cat you call the cops on.

In the most recent installment of “Why We We’re A Bunch Of Pussies”, we have these two idiots.

A cat with medical issues attacked her owners in New York City and had to be removed by the police.

WTF? Medical issues? Unless these medical issues were those from 28 Days Later, no cat with “medical issues” should force anyone to call the cops to protect them. It’s a fucking house cat. Did the thing try to ignore them to death?

Davila said her 10-year-old cat, Carmen, suddenly launched herself at Marte and started attacking him like a wild animal.

Ok, hold on a minute here. 10-year-old cats do nothing but walk around with the pompous stride and privileged aura of Queen Nefretiti, when they’re not sleeping 23 hours a day. It couldn’t be farther from being a wild animal if it were a plastic bag. And anyways, it’s a domesticated cat, not an jaguar. Throw a blanket on it and whack it with a hammer!

Davila called 911 and police responded and corralled the cat into a carrier.

Corralled. Like they were cowboys called in to lasso up some wild mustangs.

What a joke.