16 years.

Crippled people don't smile like that

The signs were there. How this happened for 16 years is beyond me. Are police officers in Liverpool just soccer fans who dress up in costumes 365 days a year?

A senior civil servant who scammed £33,000 by claiming he could barely walk was an award winning golfer, a court heard. He was on a 16-year scam which included driving seven free disability cars.

Golf tournaments? That’s almost as obscure as a thing to do as competing a gymnastics floor exercise followed by trampolining.

Dorman arrived at Liverpool crown court on crutches yesterday.

On a unicycle.

Colleagues at VOSA, in Stopgate Lane, Simonswood, near Kirkby, said they saw him “climb into cabs, crawl under heavy goods vehicles, kneel under them and bend down” during his work.

During his work…which happened to be competing in televised World Strongman competitions.

Department for Work and Pensions officers filmed Dorman pushing a broken down car off his drive and dance a jig to entertain two children.

The jig was the river dance and the car was balancing on his head.

They said Dorman walked easily on pub crawls in Liverpool city centre.

The dude was on pub crawls. How “Fuck You” is that? Kaizer Soze would be impressed. A 16-year scam. Note to everyone: Commit all of your crimes in Liverpool.