What Seems To Be The Problem Officer?

This is when it would be fun.

I think being a cop would be fun sometimes. Not the times when you’re getting shot at by gang bangers or having everyone call you a pig when you’re in their vicinity, but times like this one.

A woman was caught driving Thursday evening with a half bottle of Jose Cuervo tequila by her side, sliced limes on the console — and two children as passengers.

Sliced limes on the console? How on earth would you not put the limes away in the time you had from getting pulled over to when the cop came up to the door? Oh these? I’m just making sun0-dried limes for homemade salsa. Do we think that she sliced the limes before she started driving or while she was driving? I can’t decide. I’ve been thinking about it for way too long… The story gets better.

Genoveva Amacenda-Velona, 30, of Dade City is charged with aggravated child neglect, DUI (BAC of 0.233), not having a valid driver’s license and not having a motor vehicle registration.

Ah yes, the old, “Driving drunk without a license in an unregistered car with children in the back seat while actively slinging mixed drinks” maneuver. My favorite.

Amacenda-Velona did not speak English but, through an interpreter, told deputies she only had three or four beers at a friend’s house,

Oh ok. Thanks for clearing that up. Your story seems rock solid.