Maybe Driving’s Not For You

No Ma'am, that is actually perpendicular parking, not parallel.

How many times would you have to fail the same test to realize that you just didn’t have the know-how to master whatever the hell it was you were trying to master? 3? 5, Max. How about 950? I could build a space ship with nothing put popsicle sticks if I had 950 tries to make it work.

A woman in South Korea, Cha Sa-soon, who tried to pass the written exam for a driver’s licence with near-daily attempts since April 2005 has finally succeeded on her 950th time.

Not the written exam for how to conduct brain surgery while driving an Abrams tank, just her driver’s license for a car. At what point does it become a detriment to the Korean society to have this woman zipping around round abouts in the wrong direction? 1000 times? And her name is Cha Sa-soon. Sounds like an Asian person trying to say, “Drive so soon?” to me.

The aspiring driver spent more than $4 200 in application fees, but until now had failed to score the minimum 60 out of a possible 100 points needed to get behind the wheel for a driving test.

How many points do you think she got on the passing exam? If you said, 61, you were high.

Now she must pass a driving test before getting her licence, Choi said.

That’s probably not gonig to be too entertaining. No ma’am. Barreling through the intersection as we slide upside down on the roof of the car is not how we do it.

South Korea: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 949 times…I dare you to try and fool me again.