Maybe They Were Playing Hide and Seek

The previous 7 months.

If you didn’t want the kid, why have the kid? Is this THAT philosphical of a question? It still seems like people are having kids and then look at each other and go, “Shit, this is a lot of work.” So much work that this alternative decision seemed like a good idea.

A 7-month old baby, Shannon Dedrick, missing for five days was found alive and well under in a box tucked under her baby sitter’s bed.

A good a place as any to hide a baby that you don’t want. Was the underside of this babysitter’s bed like the door to Narnia? Was this baby just going to disappear? What kind of decision making was this?!

Court documents released Wednesday showed that child welfare workers in Florida began looking into allegations Shannon was being abused less than two weeks after she was born.

Here..yup. Just sign right here…Go ahead. It’s the petition to demand that would-be parents have to be psychologically evaluated to reproduce…Whoa. One signature only.

Her parents reported her missing around 11 a.m. Saturday. They told authorities that they had not seen her since about 3 a.m.

Yeah I would given it 8 hours too. Because sometimes 7 month old babies tend to just need their space from time to time. The story gets even more nonsensical and twisted. All of which just angers me to talk about it and since the Yanks won last night, I am gonna stay on my baseball high and let you read the rest of the story.

WTF Commodre?

WTF to you too.