How To Go Directly To Jail

Suuuure, Officer Vigiard

Talk about rolling a 6 and a 4 when you were on “Free Parking”. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200. I couldn’t think of a quicker way to get fired if I was thinking about it while taking a dump on my boss’s desk when he walked in.

Veteran Adams Police Officer Alan C. Vigiard, 45, was arrested last week and charged with possession of child pornography. According to state police reports, Vigiard, who is married with two children, allegedly downloaded and viewed child pornography in the Adams Police Department evidence room.

Yup. In the evidence room. Looks like that computer won’t have to travel far.

Police Chief Donald Poirot and the State Police Berkshire Detective Unit began investigating after a folder containing 153 images of child pornography was copied onto CDs with evidence for a larceny case and sent to the Berkshire County district attorney’s office, according to court documents.

Like a magnet in a room full paper clips, Mr. Vigiard’s “cover my tracks” techniques failed to reach Jason Bourn-sian status. It would be like robbing a bank made for hobbits, in a sumo suit with a car alarm attached to you.

Also on the CDs were images and a video clip of a male masturbating in front of a computer monitor, the reports state — the male’s head is never in view, but the background was clearly identified as the Police Department’s evidence room.

Hmmmm. I wonder who that could be?! Officier Vigiard…WTF sicko!