Is This Code For Black Market Baby Selling?!

Where would my computer go?

That is an actual photo of the craigslist ad that claims: Used but decent condition computer office desk w/ small hutch – $30 (Chinatown / Lit Italy)

Like Jonathan Ames on Bored to Death, I’m no legal detector or anything, but something tells me that we might have some black market baby selling going on in NYC covering as computer desks.

Slightly worn, but still in decent shape.

I guess that means the baby wasn’t too damaged in transit from the Ukraine.

Some contact paper would give this desk new life, or a light sanding and re-varnishing would make it look real nice.

Ahh, the old “plastic surgery/Kirk Lazarus change-the-color-of-your-skin-trick”.  Ok, ok.  Got it.

Located on the 2nd floor of an office building on Canal St that has an elevator and I can help with getting it down to the curb.

That must mean that if you bring the cops, she’ll throw the baby out the window.  Jeez, people will try to make a buck any way they can these days.

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