Oh you like 69-ing too?!
Hey there Mr. Fruit Bat. How’s it uhh, hanging? I think you and I could be friends. I think we should go get a steak dinner sometime and talk shop because I just found out that you and I have a lot more in common than just eye balls.
Min Tan of China’s Guangdong Entomological Institute recorded and carefully observed the mating habits of 60 fruit bats she captured in the wild. To her surprise, she found that, in 70 percent of the sexual encounters, the female bat would lick the shaft of her partner’s penis.
I’m listening.
For one thing, sexual encounters that involved oral stimulation lasted, on average, 100 seconds longer than those that didn’t.
Seriously, Mr. Fruit Bat, I tell female humans this all the time and they think I’m joshing them! I mean if they just followed your ladies’ techniques, these females could be getting 116 seconds of hot sex from me!
Male bats lick their own penises after sex to clear away bacteria and fungi.
I’m buying you a 2 shots, Mr. Bat. One for the obvious reasons and two, because fiddling with a condom with your little hands must be a BITCH, but you know you can’t trust where your lady friends have been so what other choice do you have than to lick away bacteria??? NOT get a blow job???? (Ridiculous amount of laughter, pointing and high fives.)
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