No One Is Buying This

by Commodore on October 30, 2009

Right.

Right.

If you’ve visited any sports site in the past months, you’ve most certainly seen this ad and this guy’s face.  They can’t be serious, can they?

Snoring isn’t just bad for your relationship with your bed mate — it’s bad for your health too… but wearing a simple chinstrap to sleep can be an effective treatment for sleep apnia.

Wanna talk about what’s not good for your relationship?  Your girlfriend waking up next to you while you have half of the Hannibal Lecter mask on. 

Stephen Matthews, inventor of the My Snoring Solution chinstrap suffered from OSA until a flash of inspiration prompted him to wear a makeshift chinstrap to sleep.

His girlfriend was not there to interject because she didn’t exist.  Nothing turns a girl on quite like a chin strap.  But you gotta get the right one, buddy.  Stephen, why don’t you try “The Accomodator” out, get some sleep and get a girl off at the same time. 

Now THAT's a chin strap worth buying

Now THAT's a chin strap worth buying

Yeah girls…you know…those female thingies.

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