She Was What?

RIP - Folk Singer Eaten by Coyotes - SERIOUSLY!

You know those times you look at the title of an article and you literally say: “what?” to your computer screen? I just did that.

“Canadian folk singer killed by coyotes, park official says”

I know the winds have picked up around here and shit, so probably my eyes are deceiving me. Let me read that one more time….

Yup, Canada still has folk singers.

“Mitchell was recently nominated for Young Performer of the Year honors by Canadian Folk Music Awards. She was touring the Maritime provinces and had a break between gigs to go hiking Tuesday, her manager, Lisa Weitz, said in an e-mail.”

Canadian Folk Music Awards? I’d like to see the invite list to that blowout:

1) Peter

2) Paul

3) and Mary

4) and of course some fat guy with a banjo to hand out the awards

Let’s be honest guys being a folk singer is like wearing a comb-over. It’s a last ditch effort and it’s usually reserved for the absurdly weak. Without sounding TOO rude, bitch probably had it coming.

And for the record, simply so I don’t sound like too much of an ass, NO other coyote attack had ever occured there. In fact, I don’t think coyotes have ever in the history of the world attacked anything other than a fox, or sometimes a rabbit.

Hey folkie, in heaven learn how to throw a punch alright, it’ll help you next time around.