Do We REALLY Have To Cut It This Close?

Hey, I want to go to St. Maarten as much as the next guy but don’t you think that we could extend the runway out a little bit? I’m pretty sure that we are versed in constructing things that jut out into the water, no? There is no reason that the tarmac has to have waves lapping against it.

I really do wish that someone on that beach would get hit in the face with an incoming airplane tire though. There is no reason to ever be that close to a 747 that you were not about to board, let alone one that is screaming in for a landing. I think P Diddy hangs out in places like St. Maarten. And P Diddy has a cologne titled, “I am King”. He rides around on jet skiis in a tuxedo and always has this real serious look on his face like he’s still relevant. If Diddy stays in St. Maarten, I’m pretty sure there are more peaceful beaches in St Maarten than this one. I know, because a “king” would never chill on a beach like that.

My point is, get your asses to an actual beach. One where the only interruption might be a serious looking black man in a tuxedo tooling around on his jet ski in the water near by, not a jumbo jet almost landing on your fucking head. The only annoying part about that guy on the jet ski is that he can’t stop…won’t stop.