You PUSSY!

seriously bro.

First of all, my apologies to all the wonderful Big Lou Al Timber fans. I know I’ve left you hanging over the past couple days, but I’m back and I’m as pissed as ever (American pissed, not gay British pissed.)

Dude, YOU ARE SUCH A PUSSY!

“A Baltimore city police officer was charged with assault after he pulled a gun on a haunted house character over the weekend.”

Get that, a haunted house character. As in, this cop went to a haunted house, got scared by the silly guy with the fake chainsaw, and pulled a fucking gun on him! WTF!

“”I was doing my normal scene at the haunted house, and as I was going out the backdoor with the chainsaw, the officer pulled his gun on me. Basically, he put his gun to my chest and as I was going back in, he said he was a cop,” Morrison, the man in the costume, told 11 News.”

At what point did this really seem like a logical action? Oh, THAT point:

“Callers said he seem to be very intoxicated. In fact, the people inside the House Of Screams noted that. When he was being process, two of the officers noticed his speech was slurred and there was a moderate odor of alcohol coming from his breath.”

Nice job dude, enjoy hanging up your badge. I hear the haunted house is hiring, maybe you can apply there?