Artificial Rectum, Coming Right Up!

That's not gonna cut it. I have a fake ass.

Here’s something you don’t read everyday.

A man is claiming a hospital misdiagnosed him with rectal cancer and then “unnecessarily gave him an artificial rectum,” Agence France-Presse reported.

Artificial rectum? I didn’t even know there was such a thing. Who knew? Sometimes you recieve things that are unnecessary and it ends up being ok. Like, receiving a tip from a woman for just doing your job, or receving a blow job for tipping your hat at a woman.

Unecessarily being furnished with an artifical rectum is not like either of those 2 things.